Subject: EEE会議（気分転換に）
Date: Tue, 4 Mar 2003 10:30:14 +0900
From: "kkaneko" <kkaneko@eagle.ocn.ne.jp>

各位殿

イラクだ、北朝鮮だ、デフレだ、と毎日不愉快なニューズが多すぎます。　この辺で
ちょっとチャネルを切り替え、気分転換してみてはいかがでしょう。　今朝米国の古
い女友達（医学博士）から届いたメールをご紹介します。一番最後のが一番傑作で
す。ただし、謹厳実直タイプの方は全部を無理にお読みになる必要はありません。念
のため。
金子熊夫
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

> Smart man + smart woman = romance
>
> Smart man + dumb woman = affair
>
> Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
>
> Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
>
>
>
> OFFICE ARITHMETIC
>
> Smart boss + smart employee = profit
>
> Smart boss + dumb employee = production
>
> Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
>
> Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
>
>
>
> SHOPPING MATH
>
> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
>
> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
>
>
>
> GENERAL EQUATIONS &STATISTICS
>
> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
>
> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
>
> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
>
> A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
>
>
>
> HAPPINESS
>
> To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
> little.
>
> To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand
> her at all.
>
>
>
> LONGEVITY
>
> Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
> willing to die.
>
>
>
> PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
>
> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
>
> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
>
>
>
> DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
>
> A woman has the last word in any argument.
>
> Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
>
>
>
> HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
>
> Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
> cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing
the
> same thing to them at funerals.
>
>
>
> SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU
KNOW
> CAN HANDLE IT.